Sorry, it doesn't look good for ol' bloggy today. I'm in a period of mourning over a series of deceased ideas from the past week.
But since you're already here (and are clearly looking for something to do) guess what? You can vote for me! Mosey your eyeballs over to the right there, and click on either one of those "Nominated for" icons. You've gotta create a profile to do it, which is horrendous, I know, but also totally harmless.
Also, to prove to you that I have not gone completely lazy, I will give you a preview of what is to come for the rest of the week.
Thursday: Why April Fool's Day Is The Worst
Friday: The Greatest As I Recall Ever Told
Now celebrate the lovely weather, you.