Wednesday, December 30, 2009

I love you all.

I really do. You keep telling me that you read this ol' thing--AND that you actually like it! (Which is different from when I got my hair cut super short in the spring and I got mostly, "You got your hair cut! *Silence.*")

And so, as someone who reads and allegedly enjoys the blog, I encourage you to leave comments! I'm hoping that eventually I'll have complete strangers reading my odd innermost thoughts. Because apparently I'm narcissistic like that. But if these total strangers stumble upon my blog and see that I have zero comments on everything I write, what will they think?! They will think "Wow, no one loves this girl." And they will imagine someone with crazy frizzed-out hair, rocking herself in a corner while she sinisterly strokes her stuffed cat and blogs about the injustices she sees in the word.

You wouldn't want people to imagine me like that, WOULD YOU?! Especially since I don't even OWN a stuffed cat yet.

Inadequate excuses:
-"Well it was like 2:30 in the morning."
-"I couldn't write it the way you would."
-"I have no fingers."

If you really don't want to leave a comment, even anonymously, please don't have facial spasms trying to figure out how to break the news to me. I will understand. But think of the strangers. Won't somebody PLEASE think of the strangers?!

Love (for reals),


Anonymous said...

So are we talking stuffed cat like a little toy that children get? Or are we talking about the type of "stuffed" that animal morticians do?

Liketohike said...

Personally, I think the reason you want strangers to read your odd, innermost thoughts is because you're a middle child.

Also, your blog makes me feel very inferior, but since my goals in writing a blog are different, I think I'm okay with it.

Anonymous said...

YEA!!! A new post just in time for the New Year! My requests have been heard! You should write a blog correlating Stanely to Snuffy. That would be awesome (to be read as if Kevin were saying it). Lova.

Emily said...

I am 100% talking about taxidermy.

Anonymous said...

hey , Auntie M. here....Joe's sister stuffed her pet Pug and keeps it in a dog bed in the hallway. She doesn't blog about the injustices in the world..... But only because she isn't computer literate.