Looking through my stats on my blog today and discovered this gem (click to view larger):
These are the keywords people searched for that led them to my site so far this week. The top three (cetaphobia, ends meat and man thigh) are extremely typical and tend to be some of my highest viewed posts at any given time. I didn't realize when I wrote it, but my man thighs one consitently gets the top hits because of the photos I stole and apparently the number of people perusing the internet for them. #accidentallypornfriendly
The "fired from volunteering" one was a joke title but I'll take it. The bottom two are unsurprising, I wrote a post not long ago with an extremely Search Engine Optimized title (on purpose...I wanted to see what would happen.)
But "let me lick this pretty doll".
LET ME LICK THIS PRETTY DOLL?? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? AND WHY DID MY BLOG COME UP AS AN OPTION? WHY? WHY?