Busy Time For Emily

So to make up for it, I'll just remind you that this still exists in your life:



You're welcome.

Things That Make Me Happy Right Now

Moving is stressful. Two days of moving in the middle of the week? All I can say is, thank God I have two parents who don't work 9-5 jobs (When I needed a nepotism-fueled internship during college like my friends, I was not happy about that fact. But it's helping me out right now.) Then add the fact that at the end of all this moving, Joe and I are being ripped from each other's arms, and I need a little happy in my life right now. That's why I plan on focusing on these things today.

1. The Chew.

It's a new daytime show coming this fall. I know very little about it, but hi, Mario Batali AND Clinton Kelly? Of "Stacey and Clinton"?? YES AND YES. NOW. GIVE. GIVE NOW.


(Edit: Hmm, that video is not embedding properly. Damn you, ABC! Check it out here if you're interested.)

2. Tom Hanks dancing on Univision

I gather that Tom Hanks remembers about as much Spanish as I do, considering his reactions to people speaking Spanish with him: "...........Como?" I find it adorable that he had the courage to go on a Spanish-speaking show in the first place, and DOUBLY adorable when he just gives up. In a different clip, he's supposed to help with a recipe, but just regresses to eating a raw jalepeño. Amazing. This one takes the cake, though.



I love that Tom Hanks, in his age, wisdom, and earned respect has just said "F--K IT, I'M DOING WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT."


Tom Hanks on WhoSay
(Courtesy of Tom's own Twitter)

3. Lonely Island

I'm sorry, but how can these songs not make you feel totally amazing?





If there was a nuclear explosion and the only artists left were Akon and Ludacris and they sang every song for the rest of my life....well that'd be just fine.


4. Gay Boyfriend, Purple Shorts
As always, a little bit of Party In The FIP to top it off.

Schmo Day

If you have seen a weather map of the United States in the past 24 hours, you have seen it: From left to right there was California, a giant white blob, and Maine. Work was as unceremoniously canceled as Arrested Development. (Fox made a huge mistake.)

It's a great day to watch this.

I JUST GOT HIRED FULL TIME, BITCHEZ

In Lieu Of A Real Post

Sorry, it doesn't look good for ol' bloggy today. I'm in a period of mourning over a series of deceased ideas from the past week.

But since you're already here (and are clearly looking for something to do) guess what? You can vote for me! Mosey your eyeballs over to the right there, and click on either one of those "Nominated for" icons. You've gotta create a profile to do it, which is horrendous, I know, but also totally harmless.

Also, to prove to you that I have not gone completely lazy, I will give you a preview of what is to come for the rest of the week.

Thursday: Why April Fool's Day Is The Worst
Friday: The Greatest As I Recall Ever Told

Now celebrate the lovely weather, you.

Post Christmas Blues? I have your solution. And my affliction.

You guys, I can't stop watching this video. I think I may have a problem.



I especially love the boy in the purple shorts. I want to be his boyfriend. You heard me.