Okay, I thought I'd share with everyone what I've been up to since arriving in San Francisco. But since we are a visual people, let's do it in PICTURES! YEAH! PICTURES! LESS! READING! MORE! SEEING! LESS! READING! MORE! SEEING! WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP!
I don't know...I'm in a weird place right now. A weeeeird place.
So just a bit of overview: I haven't been doing anything extremely touristy. One, because I did those things when I was here the first time. Two, because I'm unemployed and have to conserve my money. And three, because I have a life to live and internet to catch up on, and I can't spend my days riding a trolley all day.
But if you are curious about what my life is currently looking like, here it is:
First and most importantly, I discovered that I live about half a mile from Robin Williams during my run this morning.
I'm just giving you all a little moment to let the majesty of that sentence grip your hearts.
I made a nifty little map for you. The orange star is where I live. The kooky neon green star is where Robin Williams lives.
And yes, you heard right. I am running again. I have to run now. I'm a runner. Way far away from the dock, with the, with the wind and the sky and everything. Ahoy. I am not amused. There are no gyms near me because APPARENTLY it's nice weather all year and there is a giant park nearby and SOME people think that is reason enough to forego my precious, precious ellipticals for "fresh air" and "free exercise" and "scenery." WHATEVER.
So anyway, yesterday I ran south to Golden Gate park. There were hills involved. It was not awesome (The hills, I mean. The park is, in fact, quite awesome.) Today I decided to run north to the ocean and see what that was all about. Now, I knew Sir Williams lived in San Francisco, but I didn't know where. Once I got into the neighborhood I started thinking about it, though. Every house was gorgeous, and if you were in the right place you got a view that looked something like this:
I wasn't actually looking for his house or anything...but then I saw this one.
Bigger than the others, with actual space around it (rare in this city), an enclosed basketball hoop, and the best view of the Golden Gate Bridge. THEN, across the street from the house was a bench with this on it:
Whoa. When I got home, I googled it to be sure and YEP. That is the one!
Question: Do you now play out different scenarios in which you run into Robin Williams to varying degrees of interaction, from hand wave to “You’ve got a lot of spunk! Why don’t you play my daughter in my upcoming feature film?”
Answer: OF COURSE.
Question: Do you realize how silly that is?
Answer: OF COURSE.
Question:…But you can’t stop, can you?
Answer: OF COURSE.
Question: Also, that's not how Robin Williams talks.
Answer: Quiet, you.
So that happened. Anyway, here are a few more things about where I live.
This is my apartment building.
Here is what is directly next to it.
Here is the sole piece of furniture in our apartment right now. It is a borrowed air mattress.
Here is Regina sitting awkwardly in the sunshine. She will be even happier when our furniture arrives than I will be.
OH! Speaking of Regina, here she is in her carrier (BEFORE she wriggled out.)
These are the two canned meals I had bought in preparation for easy, cheap dinners. Then I remembered we don't have a can opener yet.
Here is how we eat our meals. On the floor. Next to a cat toy because...of course.
Once we get furniture I will take you all on a virtual tour of our apartment. Until then, there's not much to see, obviously. Although there are a lot of windows and closets, which is pretty awesome.
Anyway. San Francisco composts. Like, as a thing. Hippies.
My first day I went on a grocery store hunt. I found one, which sold these. I obviously thought of Michelle.
Then I went past this. I obviously thought of Adrienne.
Then I walked past this church. I obviously thought of Jane. JUST KIDDING. I thought of Monica. Who is St. Monica? The patron saint of being a badass? I’m pretty sure.
This is an authentic Irish bakery that I think Joe will enjoy, next to a pub. I'm excited to bring his family there when they visit. (Oh, and I forgot to take a picture of the burger joint called Bill's Place which I will OBVIOUSLY take my father to when they visit. Because it is absolutely "Bill's place".)
And finally, apparently San Francisco is littered with Whomping Willows.
So that about sums it up. Everything I haven't pictured is me sitting in various coffee shops looking for a job or watching Hulu+ on my phone (Mother Necessity, where would we be?) or Joe and I running through our endless To Do lists. We spend the majority of our relationship compiling lists and schedules. It's our way.