I have a few things to tell you, none of which have anything to do with anything else. So I'm just going to go ahead and lay them on the...

In college there are a certain number of prerequisite classes you have to take to graduate. Colleges realize that they only offer you about ...

Alternate Title: Save Community, Save The World. (From Vulture ) If you love inside jokes and hope to be a part of one someday, you need to ...

Or: "What I Remember From Indian Princesses." When I was little, I was in something called Indian Princesses. It was a program put...

Well it's mid-September, we all know what that means: TELEVISION IS COMING BACK! Who’s excited? Is it possibly the girl who is living al...

I need to ultimately own four pets, purely for the names I have devised: Regina Phalange ( check ) Arf Vandelay, Vandelay Industries Bob Va...

Well the Emmy noms have been announced and I know you're all wondering, "Yes, but what does EMILY think about all this?" Becau...

Well. Someone from my high school posted the sonogram for their second child on Facebook. And because I am still not in the mood for booze (...

I am officially the worst person ever. Today I was wearing jeans, a short-sleeve shirt, and a short-sleeve blazer which I believe I found in...

Okay. I can do this. I can write you a blog post that is worth everyone's time, and it will not devolve into me declaring the demise of ...

Welp! Adrienne and I FINALLY presented our 50 finger 'staches yesterday. It was supposed to be last week but The Storm Of Insanity (not ...