You guys all appreciate stories about my ever-approaching demise, right? Yes? Good? On we go. All my dreams have come true: our stuff arrive...

Well I started inklings of it here . And then I really got into it here . But when Joe and I were in Seattle, we shook on it. It's offic...

Okay. I can do this. I can write you a blog post that is worth everyone's time, and it will not devolve into me declaring the demise of ...

Laura and I used to joke (in a "no but really" kind of way) that we loved nothing better than making a group of people laugh. We...

I just heard on the news, although apparently some have known for weeks, that Cash Cab is coming to Chicago ! Holy baby Jesus in the manger,...

I'd like everyone to come in a little bit closer today. Gather, gather. Sit up front. We're all a happy family. For we all have one ...

With the looming promise of getting my very own cat (I'm waiting until I feel financially stable again. Kitty's gotta get fed, son.)...

Guys. I had a dream that I overheard Laura talking to someone about how my blog has sucked this summer. a) Rude. b) It's true. Or at lea...

1. I'm getting my hair cut at 1pm this afternoon. I have given you all plenty of warning of this impending chop, and it's finally ha...

I have all kinds of work to be doing right now, but instead I am blogging. That is how dedicated I am to all of you. All...ten or so of you....

Last day of Friend Week, and I've got facial tics about it! This whole ordeal was supposed to be much simpler than it turned out to be. ...

This weekend I started working on tagging my posts, so that you guys can read every post that mentions whales at your leisure. Which obvious...

1) Aunt. Meryl. 2) Thank God for Glee and Modern Family. Can we all agree: 30 Rock is great, now let's stop giving them awards. 3) Can I...

I have an ingenious idea for a television show. COPYRIGHTED!! (When you scream "copyrighted!", that means it's copyrighted, ri...