Oh my God, I am SO SORRY. That was a serious blog break there and trust me, it hurt me more than it hurt you. Work turned into a crazy storm...

In college there are a certain number of prerequisite classes you have to take to graduate. Colleges realize that they only offer you about ...

The Emmy's were fun. And funny. And sparkly. Just as they should be. But, sa-weet Jesus, I got every single one of my predictions wrong...

FINALLY! I can tell you about the puppet situation. I knew you were all dying to hear about it. So remember when I showed you the nerdiest t...

Well the Emmy noms have been announced and I know you're all wondering, "Yes, but what does EMILY think about all this?" Becau...

Well. Someone from my high school posted the sonogram for their second child on Facebook. And because I am still not in the mood for booze (...

My fortune cookie just informed me that I will inherit a large sum of money. Reasons why this is important: 1. It's been a long time sin...

This Friday Joe and I had our first Date Night as a cohabiting couple. Question: Don't you see each other every day? Answer: Um, yes? Qu...

Sorry about that outburst yesterday, folks. But I was holding onto that anger for a solid 3 hours and my face was getting red and there was ...

WELL! It has been quite a successful vacation so far. My problems are far, far away from me back in evil, smelly Chicago (I'm sorry, Chi...

Who got a Prom Hanks shirt today? I got a Prom Hanks shirt today. THAT'S RIGHT. There was a volunteer thank you lunch today at Piece (al...

Guys, I found the perfect way to explain why I hate practical jokes. If you will please allow me to quote one miss Lorelai Gilmore: "I ...

Just kidding! Here's a post right here! I’m always determined that the next place I go, the next thing I do, I will stop being so damn a...